As sung by Greg Proops in Whose Line is it Anyway? sometime in the early 90′s.
“Oh I’m a randy bugger
I really get around.
I like to have a shag with everyone in town.
I have lots of fun,
I’m as happy as can be,
and that’s coz my name is…”
Well, you know the rest. (If you don’t, sadly the punch line will mean nothing to you.)
Anyway; that is one type of horny. There is, however, an ever better one. A horny cardboard puzzle…
To build something horny; this is how you start off… It looks… cardboard-y…
… and then it slightly resembles something you might store pornographic magazines in. Or any magazines for that matter…
… ok, so now it looks like something you might store magazines in but can’t because there are some cardboardy bits in the way.
Any guesses yet? Cow? Horse? Nick Clegg’s missing backbone?
It’s a rhino!!!
How awesome is that? It’s not adult sized by far, but I’m guessing it’s about the size of a 12 month old calf. I got mine from Cardboard Safari — they have plenty of different animal cardboard trophies — and there is no killing involved. 
A very horny, real black rhino.
